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From: Christopher A. Provan
Subject: Your site, and outlook
Date: Mon, 07 Aug 2000

Juvenile name-calling reflects badly on yourselves, not on George W. Bush. My question to those running Georgybush is this: You have a quote from a Von Ripptrapp individual (without any sort of credentials, mind you) that suggests we vote other than Republican this year. Who do you suggest, Al Gore, whose current net worth is greater than that of George W., and who has publicly stated he will not divest over 1.6 million dollars worth of Occidental Petroleum stock despite the fact that the company is causing the forced relocation (effectually, genocide) of an indigenous people in South America? His reason why? Because it has always provided a good return, and someday he will need the income.

Okay, how about Ralph Nader? Whoops, he won that big lawsuit, which left him sitting pretty. Granted he donated most of it to charity (His own organization, too, from which he earns an income. Neat little money-laundering scheme, no? Charity welfare instead of corporate welfare.) So now he is worth 5.4 million according to his own statements. That puts this poor boy about one and a half million dollars ahead of George W.! Then we have Harry Browne, the least hypocritical of all, but he can't get enough electoral votes to win election if he got the majority (or plurality, as Clinton did) in every state he got on the ballot! So, if we are going to play class envy games, I guess George W. Bush is the closest to where I am, upper middle, and so I'm going to have to vote for him. Besides, I like what he has proposed, and the people he has helping him.

Please, if this is too long to post on your page, do not edit it. Post the entire note or none at all. Thank you.

From: Bill McCarty
Subject: George W. Bush
Date: Sun, 06 Aug 2000

Gentlemen, I was one that was somewhat opposed to the Impeachment and Removal of office of President Bill Clinton.....for the best of reasons, Al Gore.

Being that George W. Bush and wife Laura both grew up and lived in Midland, Texas, and that I am acquainted with the couple though not as intimate friends----I stand solidly behind the campaign of George W. Bush for President. I consider myself independent and the main problem with Al Gore is that he actually believes some of the rhetoric that his front people put out there. "Dubya is dumb" is an example of the Democratic theme so far. I hope that Al Gore continues to send the spokespersons on the attack because it is becoming more clear with each passing day that the next elected president of the United States is going to be George W. Bush.

Bill McCarty Odessa, Texas (sister city to Midland, Texas)

From: [email protected]
Subject: W. will become America's next President!
Date: Fri, 04 Aug 2000

You    guy's  are    at    the    very    least    uneducated     Moron's  , or    worse    yet  ,   your  hard-core    socialist's   ,  whichever your     sissy     socialist    asses     are    lucky    we    choose ballot's     you    democrat's    already    lost    one     civil    war to    the    Republican's    in    1865  ,  want     to     try     again? Make  our   day  !

From: Meghan Johnson
Date: Fri, 04 Aug 2000

Partisan voting and thinking will get our country no where. The heading of your site reads something like: "Keep America voting... for democrats". I find it ridiculous when liberals attack conservative candidates because of what they believe will happen to our nation. Are you proud to be American? Were you ever? Or are you not patriotic because you're just stupid? This country is the best left on the earth. A lot of the USA being so great is because of our moral heritage, not our immoral present.. Everyone would like to see a moral government now.

Also, how you have the nerve to pretend that being rich is awful when some of your democrat heroes came from families with old money. Need I mention FDR of JFK? How is it a sin for a conservative to be rich but not a sin for a democrat to be rich? Being rich does not negate the possibility that one can also be an excellent president.

And again (I know how fond liberals are of lies) you make it sound as if George W. (Al Gore is a Jr., George W. Bush is not) is bought off by all the unseemly amounts of money he has gotten for his campaign. Look at Al Gore Jr. (son of a southern Congressman who voted AGAINST the Civil Rights Act) and how much more money he has in his campaign fund, and then tell me who is more likely to be bought out.

Oh Yeah... I forgot democrats are soooo much more moral than republicans... especially those in the oval office.

Meghan Johnson
17 year old from a lower middle class family defending the TRUE people's candidate.

From: R. McKinney
Subject: Thomas Jefferson, I knew Tom, and the Bush ain't no Tom Jefferson
Date: Fri, 04 Aug 2000

What has happened to the electoral process in America is a reflection of what has happened to education in America. I think we call it the dumbing down of our great nation. George W. is just a product of his times and social class. We are in awe of wealth and we somehow allow a wealthy individual to sway our thinking simple because he or she has deep pockets. The Bush and Dan Quayle are from the same social class, dumb but wealthy. Some wit once said that if life was fair, Dan Q. would have made a living asking people if they wanted fries with that. But his uncle had deep Indiana pockets and could literally buy a Congressional seat and then a place in the U.S. Senate for his affable but not too bright nephew. But hell, Dan knew how to do the bidding of his political patrons and that is all that really mattered. And moreover he made George Bush look bright by comparison (the elder Bush that is). Now we have his son the Bush asking (begging?) Dick (oil wells and Pentagon contracts) Cheney to hold his hand when the ship of state hits political storms in the years ahead, assuming that he wins.

And who do we have to defend the ship of state against Bush Jr. but Al Gore! He'd better toughen up his rhetoric if he wants to win this one. He's goin' have to learn how to fight dirty and kick the Bush in his not so big testicles. The Bush is a republican whore, a country club gofer. He should stick to Texas politics and do what he knows best, playing golf with his corporate buddies and cracking jokes about his latest execution. Compassionate conservative my ass. He has about as much compassion as a Texas rattlesnake.

God, to think that that coke head is going to the White House. Very Sad Day for America's political traditions.

From: Fred J.M. Gallucci
Subject: Making Sure GWB is President
Date: Tue, 01 Aug 2000

Thank you for inviting me to the RNC conv. . I have decided to spend my money on a trip to Columbus OH where I grew up and went to school. I am going to visit my very large family who vote democrat or not at all. While I am there I will also visit my many friend at NCR in Dayton (mostly retired) .( I worked as a District Sales Mgr. for NCR/AT&T for 31 Yrs.) I feel I can get at least 50 votes for GWB, that might go to Gore, or no one. Hopefully there will be more than 50 when that 50 tell their friends about how strongly I feel about GWB. Therefor I am now saving money for the trip to DC for GWB's inauguration.

I will accept any and all advise. GWB has been very good for TX and certainly the person we need as our next President. I wish I had the money to do both the RNC conv. and go home and talk to my friends and family, but with only one choice, that choice must be elect GWB our president.

Working For GWB Our Next President

From: Dave K.
Subject: Dubya & Cheney
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000

Beavis & Butthead

From: Marc W.
Subject: Dick Cheney
Date: Sat, 29 Jul 2000

Cheney talks about a strong defense, yet he never served his country in uniform. Cheney is a "war wimp" conservative!

From: Steven J Phillips
Subject: i got a song for you
Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2000

The Running Lamatar wrote this to the tune of "The Real Slim Shady," by Emenem.

May I have you attention please?
May I have you attention please?
Will the real Dick Cheney please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Dick Cheney please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here…

Y'all act like you never seen a republican before
Jaws all on the floor like Pat, like Jesse just burst in the door
And started whoopin’ his ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin’ him over ropes (Ahh!)
It’s the return of the… "Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Ronnie said... nothing you idiots!
Ronnie’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Georgie B.
"Dick Cheney, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbin’ his you-know-what
Flippin’ the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's going on in the Lincoln bedroom
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t
But it’s cool for Clinton to hump a dead truce.
"The rum is on my lip, even with Lady Tripp."
And if I'm lucky, I might just give her a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to the kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
Of course! they will not know what intercourse is
By the time they are thirty-three
Cause we’ll ban the Discovery Channel from TV!
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us Reganites
who arm other people up like Columbites {*SLURP*}
But if we can shoot all them animals and sodomites
then there’s no way a man and another man would elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
The GOP will kill it’s foes, and sing the chorus as it goes

I’m Dick Cheney, yes I’m the real Cheney
All you other Dick Cheneys are just imitating
So won’t the real Dick Cheney please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

Warren Christopher don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell Gore;
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about the Presidency?
Half the populous can’t even stomach me, let alone vote for me
"But Dick, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Senior’s heir’s?
Shit, Christine Whitman better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to J. Ventura and Frank Keating
And hear ‘em argue over who has done more cheating
You little bitch, friskin a black man at the RNC
He sure was cute, but you got caught on TV, hee-hee!
I should download the video on MP3
And should the whole world how you gave Dubya a VD {AHHH!}
I’m sick of you little dyke and gay groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you {bzzzt}
And there’s a million of us like me
Who vote like me, who work for an oil company
Who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

I’m Dick Cheney, yes I’m the real Cheney
All you other Dick Cheneys are just imitating
So won’t the real Dick Cheney please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

I’m like a head trip to listen to, cause I’m only givin you
Things you fear like letting Nelson Mandella stew
The only difference is I get bribed to push it
In front of y’all, but I gotta be evil or be demoted next fall
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it {ERR} I just shit it
When I pay homage to Gee. Dubya Bush and the Man
Then you wonder how can voters keep on payin and prayin
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when I’m sixty
I'll be the only person in the country club flirting
Pinchin caddies asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
Bob, I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Dick Cheney lurkin
He could be bribin an Oil King, getting greasy with the machine
Or in the back alley, circling
Screaming "I want a lame duck!"
With your taxes down and deficit up
So, will the real Dick Cheney please stand up?
And put one of those old German salutes up?
And be proud to be Bible in and I’m in control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I’m Dick Cheney, yes I’m the real Cheney
All you other Dick Cheneys are just imitating
So won’t the real Dick Cheney please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up

I’m Dick Cheney, yes I’m the real Cheney
All you other Dick Cheneys are just imitating
So won’t the real Dick Cheney please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up

Ha ha
Guess there's a Dick Cheney in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

From: [email protected]
Subject: Your wrong!!
Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000

Hate to admit it but George W. Bush is going to be the next president. Americans are tired of the lies and cheating of the democrats. HOW and why would you vote for a man who will still be under Clintons control. Heaven help all of you that vote for Bore. G W in 2000

From: Robbie Gowin
Subject: Mr. Bush--I only shake my head
Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000

You know, forget all this earth mess, getting ahead, living more than cormtable, security, all the convience's, all that life has to offer. The bottom line is (LIKE IT OR NOT) THE DAY WE ALL ANSWER FOR OUR ACTIONS! I tell people, when judgement day come's you better get before me in line--Because when I come up--WE'RE GONNA BE THERE A WHILE!! But Mr. Bush---with everything thing wrong--(and that's several) --that Ive done in this life, I had rather be my shoes, THAN YOUR'S! You will be asked to explain and account for your action's, and I have a sneaky suspicion, that, " I ONLY ENFORCED THE LAW" Isn't going to get it!!!

I voted for your father, and didn't regret it. But you can count my vote out this year for Rep.--Good Luck on that Judgement day Sir, your gonna need it.

From: Darrell Rains
Date: Sat, 22 Jul 2000

You know if Clinton were running against Gore I would vote hands down for Clinton. Give me a break you think Gore actually has the ability let alone the integrity to be President. Oh yeh integrity? Of course to you stupid supporters of Clinton it depends only on what the word integrity means!!! Clinton / Gore remind me of a toliet filled with you know what that America needs to FLUSH!!! AND NOT ONCE SEVERVAL TIMES!!!

From: David Holcomb
Subject: displeased
Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2000

Being from Oklahoma, I identify with your redneck humor. But I must express a displeasure with your political choices. 1) The references you made to Bradley's gun control are not accurate (he has stated that he had no problem with banning all firearms and that he would propose step by step legislation to meet that goal). 2) Taxes are paid by people who have an income, not by lazy welfare recipients. Therefor, the more wealthy people we have making money and spending it, the more tax revenue we have. 3) Teachers are already trained to death. "WE" are already required to attend seminar after seminar to teach us how to ignore a student's reluctance to learn in order to make them "feel good" about themselves. 4) The "special interest" loophole ensures my right to representation... one person doesn't make much noise, but 4 million do. Would you do away with the "pro-choice" special interests loopholes? I could go on, but you should get my point by now.

I cannot buy your discs/tapes in good consciousness anymore. Therefor, I will copy them off of the internet for free. If I buy them, I must pay confiscatory taxes which takes income that could possibly be directed toward buying more of your albums which would provide more money for you to take care of your beautiful family.

From: Keith McMahon
Subject: Georgy Bush
Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2000

Great site!! What a GREAT parody!!! I just about peed my pants when I heard it. It's amazing how your site brings all those uptight Repubs out of the woodwork (wood work in the Country Club, that is)! Keep up the great work!!!

From: Rick Healey
Subject: Kinda scary
Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2000

Now, I support anything that keeps retarded Texans out of the White House. But there is one issue I have with your site. It's calling the second coming of Reagan (a name that makes me think "Canada looks pretty nice") "Georgy."

What's my problem with that? Well, my beloved girlfriend of nearly 5 years is named Georgy. Short for Georgiana. Now, I already pity all the George's of this world for sharing a name, just like I already have mountains of pity for the Dans of the world after Potatoe Boy. I don't need to see my girlfriend associated with a substandard spawn of Republicans.

Alright, so I like the site. But I'm going to have to spend days trying to erase the correlation you've made between my sweet, loving, and very liberal girlfriend and 10 pounds of Republican bullshit in a five pound bag. Good luck, and may nepotism fail in this country.

From: Diane Fabian
Date: Sat, 8 Jul 2000

Am unable to decide if voting for a Democan is any better than voting for a Republicrat. Different names, same party, same agenda. Personal (perhaps unwanted?) advice is to ignore hostile folks who respond to your site. There is a lot to be said for "commiting the crime" of provoking thought and encouraging people to communicate.

From: James E. Hanson
Subject: Georgy Bush Project
Date: Fri, 7 Jul 2000

Your mission statement is a contradiction to website (make sure we elect intelligent, progressive leaders) . You seem to be telling everyone to vote democratic. We all know that one party doesn't have a corner on the leaders market. Look at Bill Clinton, he disgraced the US with his less than professional, least of all morale, behavior. That is not a leader, and he is a democrate.

I think people should not be blinded by political party, choose the best candidate. You obviously don't like George Bush, and that's OK, this is America. But at least he is in the game, how many of us are US President material? What would some else's website look like if you or I were running for President?

From: M.S. Oliver
Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2000

Numbers 33:30 "Anyone who kills a person is to be put to death as a murderer only on the testimony of witnesses. But no one is to be put to death on the testimony of only one witness."

Timonthy 5:19 "Do not entertain an accusation against an elder unless it is brought by two or three witnesses."

Dueteronomy 19:15,18-19 One witness is not enough to convict a man accused of any crime or offense he may have committed. A matter must be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses. The judges must make a thorough investigation, and if the witness proves to be a liar, giving false testimony against his brother, then do to him as he intended to do to his brother. You must purge the evil from among you. Then we get to the eye for an eye part. The so-called law of retaliation was meant to limit the punishment to fit the crime. By invoking the law of love, Jesus corrected the popular misunderstanding of the law of retaliation.

Matthew 5: 38-45a "You have heard that it was said, `Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.' But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. If someone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you. You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy. 'But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven." I realize that in some cases the families of the victims aren't saved. It is our responsibility as followers of Christ to teach love instead of retaliation.

John 13: 34-35 says "a new command I give you: 'Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another."

Mark 12: 30-32 "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength. The second is this: `Love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no commandment greater than these." Neighbor does not merely mean one who lives nearby, but anyone with whom one comes in contact. Does this fall in line with your execution, Mr. Bush, of Mr. Graham? And the one stay you gave, wasn't it only because the person was white? How would your followers feel about you execution someone other than a black or brown man now? Not politically correct huh?

From: Dallas Denizen
Subject: So called Republican "moderates"
Date: Fri, 9 Jun 2000

Dubya says that he is compassionate and moderate. Well, the Republican moderates (and there are a few) are the tail on the Republican elephant, and they serve the function of a tail. That is to cover the elephant's less appealing aspect.

From: Rob Moss
Subject: you are bad news
Date: Thu, 8 Jun 2000

It is people like you that gives politics a bad name. If anything you should be making fun of the current occupants of the White House.

From: hemp-products.org
Subject: Yes - thank you for your voice!
Date: Sun, 04 Jun 2000

We put you on the front page of our Vortal, www.Hemp-Products.org. Do you have any other banners or just the title? We have a Bannerama section that would be cool to include your link too. If you want to put a link back to us, we would really appreciate it!

Thank you for your commitment to help reverse self-interest politics.

From: I Hate Bush Fan Club
Subject: The Yellow Shrub of Texas song Parody
Date: Sun, 04 Jun 2000

We at the I HATE BUSH FAN CLUB have written a song parody to THe Yellow Rose of Texas. You can find it at MESSAGE #440 on our message board. Also see message #437 for a parody of Dixie.

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